M*A*S*H Season 3 : |
The third season of M*A*S*H aired Tuesdays at 8:30-9:00 pm on CBS. |
Episode 1 - [The General Flipped At Dawn] |
Details : The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Harry Morgan as General Steele | Teddy Wilson as Theodore Wilson | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Dennis Erdman as Harrison | Lynette Mettey as Nurse Baker | Brad Trumbull as Colonel Atkins | Writer : James Fritzell | Writer : Everett Greenbaum | Director : Larry Gelbart | |
Air Date : Sep. 10, 1974 |
Episode 2 - [Rainbow Bridge] |
Details : As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry after much debate agrees to send Hawkeye Trapper Frank Radar and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor; he went to the University of Illinois after all. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Mako | Loudon Wainwright III | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Director : Hy Averback | Writer : Larry Gelbart | Writer : Laurence Marks | |
Air Date : Sep. 07, 1974 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★★★★★ |
Episode 3 - [Officer Of The Day] |
Details : While Henry is away in Seoul Burns and Houlihan are in charge and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier wanted by US Intelligence leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Edward Winter as Colonel Samuel Flagg | William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | Tad Horino | Director : Hy Averback | Writer : Laurence Marks | |
Air Date : Sep. 24, 1974 |
Episode 4 - [Iron Guts Kelly] |
Details : General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front as that is where he would have wanted to die. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Keene Curtis | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | James Gregory | Director : Don Weis | |
Air Date : Oct. 01, 1974 |
Episode 5 - [O r] |
Details : The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier which saves his life but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge and is dragged into the fray by Hawkeye. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Odessa Cleveland as Ginger Bayliss | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Allan Arbus as Dr. Sidney Freedman | Director : Gene Reynolds | |
Air Date : Oct. 08, 1974 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★★★★ |
Episode 6 - [Springtime] |
Details : When spring arrives Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone and even threatens Major Burns. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Alex Karras | Patricia Stevens | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | Mary Kay Place | Director : Don Weis | |
Air Date : Oct. 15, 1974 |
Episode 7 - [Check-Up] |
Details : Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation which forces him to stay. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Patricia Stevens | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Director : Don Weis | Writer : Laurence Marks | |
Air Date : Oct. 22, 1974 |
Episode 8 - [Life With Father] |
Details : Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Patricia Stevens | Director : Hy Averback | |
Air Date : Oct. 29, 1974 |
Episode 9 - [Alcoholics Unanimous] |
Details : Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol which leads to a near riot amongst the camp especially from Hawkeye and Trapper. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Director : Hy Averback | |
Air Date : Nov. 12, 1974 |
Episode 10 - [There Is Nothing Like A Nurse] |
Details : The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits whilst they are gone. Hawkeye: The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts into it. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Loudon Wainwright III | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Director : Hy Averback | Writer : Larry Gelbart | |
Air Date : Nov. 19, 1974 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
Episode 11 - [Adam's Ribs] |
Details : Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch Hawkeye driven near to insanity starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them in Chicago. Trapper calls a woman he spent a weekend with to pick up the ribs and then they get choppered in. Unfortunately right as they're sitting down to eat wounded arrive and Hawkeye is forced to postpone sinking his teeth into his beloved ribs. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | Director : Gene Reynolds | Writer : Laurence Marks | |
Air Date : Nov. 26, 1974 |
Episode 12 - [A Full Rich Day] |
Details : Hawkeye records a letter to his dad detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a damn good Joe the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead) Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc and of a gun-happy officer. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Curt Lowens | Jamie Farr as Klinger | William Watson as Lt. Smith | Director : Gene Reynolds | |
Air Date : Dec. 03, 1974 |
Episode 13 - [Mad Dogs And Servicemen] |
Details : A local dog bites Radar and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Michael O'Keefe | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | Shizuko Hoshi | Director : Hy Averback | Writer : Mary Kay Place | |
Air Date : Dec. 10, 1974 |
Episode 14 - [Private Charles Lamb] |
Details : A Greek Colonel thanks the 4077th by giving them food and drink for an Easter celebration. Bu the feast is foiled when softhearted Radar saves the main course from the spit - a lamb which Radar tricks Henry into giving a medical discharge and sends home to Ottumwa Iowa. Thus Hawkeye and Trapper invent the famed Spam Lamb! Meanwhile a soldier who had shot himself to get out of the army confesses to Frank thinking he is Father Mulcahy. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Ted Eccles | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Director : Hy Averback | |
Air Date : Dec. 31, 1974 |
Episode 15 - [Bombed] |
Details : The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening friendly fire incident. Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the Supply Tent together. Frank's jealousy of Trapper drives him to propose to Margaret. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Louisa Moritz | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Director : Hy Averback | |
Air Date : Jan. 07, 1975 |
Episode 16 - [Bulletin Board] |
Details : Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture with Hawkeye's and Trapper's heckling a Shirley Temple movie and a cookout. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Johnny Haymer as Sergeant Zale | Patricia Stevens | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Writer : Larry Gelbart | Director : Alan Alda | |
Air Date : Jan. 14, 1975 |
Episode 17 - [The Consultant] |
Details : Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time - when a patient needs the transplant. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Robert Alda as Dr. Anthony B. Borelli | Director : Gene Reynolds | |
Air Date : Jan. 21, 1975 |
Episode 18 - [House Arrest] |
Details : Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries Rape! when Burns visits her tent Houlihan recants her story and Burns not Hawkeye ends up under house arrest. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Mary Wickes | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | Director : Hy Averback | |
Air Date : Feb. 04, 1975 |
Episode 19 - [Aid Station] |
Details : Hawkeye Houlihan and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions the three return to camp with new found respect for one another. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Writer : Larry Gelbart | Director : William K. Jurgensen | |
Air Date : Feb. 11, 1975 |
Episode 20 - [Love And Marriage] |
Details : Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB whilst trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar of course provides his usual invaluable help. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Johnny Haymer as Sergeant Zale | Soon-Tek Oh | Dennis Dugan | Director : Lee Philips | |
Air Date : Feb. 18, 1975 |
Episode 21 - [Big Mac] |
Details : The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed he salutes! |
Guest Cast and Crew : Robert Courtleigh | Graham Jarvis | Loudon Wainwright III | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Director : Don Weis | Writer : Laurence Marks | |
Air Date : Feb. 25, 1975 |
Episode 22 - [Payday] |
Details : Frank buys two sets of Pearl's one for Margaret and one for his wife. After some talk Radar gets Hawkeye $3000 in lost earnings Hawkeye gives it to Mulcahy for the orphans but then the army wants the money back. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake so Hawkeye takes his winnings to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Johnny Haymer as Sergeant Zale | Eldon Quick | Jack Soo | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | Director : Hy Averback | |
Air Date : Mar. 04, 1975 |
Episode 23 - [White Gold] |
Details : Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister. |
Guest Cast and Crew : Edward Winter as Colonel Samuel Flagg | William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Stafford Repp | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Jeff Maxwell as Igor | Hilly Hicks | Director : Hy Averback | Director : Larry Gelbart | |
Air Date : Mar. 11, 1975 |
Episode 24 - [Abyssinia Henry] |
Details : Actually we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit and gets Henry to zip him up and he gets a kiss Margaret. He gives Radar a hug and his last order and departs by helicopter. In the traumatic and shocking last scene a devastated Radar announces that Henry has been killed when his plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. |
Guest Cast and Crew : William Christopher as Father Mulcahey | Jamie Farr as Klinger | Writer : James Fritzell | Writer : Everett Greenbaum | Director : Larry Gelbart | |
Air Date : Mar. 18, 1975 |